The Pure Shite Mystery box

💩 PURE SHITE MYSTERY BOX 💩

(Really Cool Shit Inside!)

 Our Pure Shite Mystery Box is packed full of random goodies, the kind of cool, funny, and totally unpredictable stuff you didn’t know you needed until now!

Each box is a total surprise and could include anything from our shop. we’re talking mugs, tote bags, lanyards, chopping boards, pens, keyrings, cushions, bottle openers, A4 wall prints, notebooks, magnets, badges, phone grips, drinkware (and exclusive drinkware 👀), coasters, book vases, car decor, hair claw clips, and loads more!

✨ Please note: The above list is just an example of the kind of cool stuff you might get — not a guarantee of what you’ll receive. Every box is unique!

🎁 AVAILABLE SIZES:

• £20 Mystery Box

• £40 Mystery Box

• £50 Mystery Box

• £100 Mystery Box

The bigger the box, the more pure shite you’ll receive 

⚠️ ALL MYSTERY BOX SALES ARE FINAL
No returns. No exchanges. No peeking. Just sit back, crack open your box, and enjoy all your really cool goodies! 

📝 Disclaimer:
Please note that larger mystery boxes will not come in a printed outer box due to the size required to fit all your awesome items. If you’re ordering as a gift, please keep this in mind, it’s what’s inside that counts! 💚